To the people who sell the David Gandy Pants, I would like to have a tiny rant.
My Click and Collect order will be late, which makes me a bit irate
So on this 23rd day of December, I become a Sweaty Christmas Shopper Bender
by running round the shops, to buy the things I should have already got
I thought I had finished buying presents, and I could relax at home with glee
But it seems the Christmas Commercial Gods have other plans for me
sits back and awaits invite to be the next poet laureate, whilst eating chocolate coins
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